If aliens are reading this please abduct me that would be so sick



how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore



officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD



whetaver:

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you



“You’re the only person I loved on Mondays and I fucking hated everyone on Mondays.” — you (via frenchbreadrecovery)



144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me